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[no-name-only-shame]

Here is the full list of all the names of my chickens I’ve had over the years. Take your pick.

Cohort the first (peep peep peep in the garage: Amber&Ember, fraternal twin chipmunk striped babies; Milly&Tilly, identical twins collectively known as The Matildas; Blue, a rare Blue Laced Red Wyandotte; Dakota, named for a girl my sibling had a squish on.

Not an official cohort, but honorary mention to some random ducks we acquired: Bits, Bobs, Babs, and Bub.

Cohort the second (happy birthday sibling, pick better names this time): Sage, Ginger, and Rosemary, the spiced girls

Cohort the third (our chickens look cold, let’s get them some new snuggle buddies): Coco-Butter, affectionately called Coco-Butt; Silver, because I liked the name so much I lied to my family that it was also a type of chocolate; Fanny May, like the chocolate company; Squirt, li’l runt that didn’t make it long enough for a name to stick

Cohort the fourth (Afro chickens!!! See polish chicken for reference): Ella Fitzgerald, Whitney Houston, and Phoebe Snow (later renamed to Rod Stewart, when it became apparent that their original name was not suitable for a himbo.) He was the sweetest cuddliest friendliest rooster ever. The girls are/were absolutely batshit. Ella seriously looks like she’s tripping balls and doing cocaine on the daily.

Cohort the fifth, Goddesses (are we seriously getting more chickens?): Brynhildr (actually the twins Brynn and Hilda), daughters of Oden and chiefs of the Valkyries; Freja, goddess of love and battle; Shala, Mesopotamian goddess of grain; Artemis, goddess of the hunt; Nyx, goddess of the night; Eostre, goddess of fertility (also a late addition. Also a duck.)

does anyone know any good names for a chicken?

Its for a project